An Experiment with Profanity

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An Experiment with Profanity

Post by Jovah » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:36 pm

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old says, "You know what? I think we are old enough to start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell in it and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old is enthusiastic about the idea. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He gets knocked out of his chair, gets up, and runs upstairs screaming, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step..
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.”
There aren't enough 'o's in 'smooth' to describe how smoooooooooooooooth I am.

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