Yep, that pretty much covers it.
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Well, as we're on lawyer jokes (with snappy comebacks) my favourite has always been; A courtroom cross examination between a lawyer and a pathologist. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breat...
When I was 2 and a half, my brother was 6 months old. My parents for some strange reason left the key in the door (on the inside) of my brothers room. I locked the door....then unlocked....then locked...then unlocked it. This was fun, but then I decided to do it with the door closed. I locked the d...
I slept right through it (and, amazingly, so did my kids!) but a couple of my friends and neighbours claim to have felt it. It's been quite traumatic for me today. I still have family in the UK, and I'm still anziously waiting to hear if any of them suffered from interupted sleep or lose roof-tiles ...
I'd suggest AVG too, I've used it for ages and never had any problems with it (and it always picks something up after my wife has let her younger brother or sister use her laptop!).Spiritlevel wrote:You could do a lot worse than AVG ...
Bah, it's got it's place here, it's very funny.Megane wrote:This is old.. read it and thought it pathetic and irresponsible and childinsh* and not worthy of being on Cantina
*typical males all of you
Sadly, it's not true, but there you go. Funny none the less.
Heh, football fans are so fickle!Sun-Tzu wrote:Really? The guy who won you a european cup?istali wrote:I'm not sure i want to talk about it
Any team that their goalkeeper gets man of the match tells the stroy...
Did they deserve to win? No
Did we? Yes
Should Rafa get saked? Yes
Am i upset? Yeeees
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ..a law that is still in place on the island of Sark in the Channel Islands :!: It seems Kan only ever stops by for the occasional Sark bash...
Yeah, I hear what you're saying.MojoRein wrote:Never before or since has a game actually manged to create such emotion in me.
Even though I've returned and am enjoying the game again, I'm still nostalgic for the old days, and it's never been matched by any other mmo for me.